THE ORIGINAL
PYNK GORILLA HAND SANITIZER
- ✓TSA-friendly — 1.7 fl oz (50ml)
- ✓Actually cool enough to pull out in public
- ✓70% isopropyl alcohol — kills 99.9% of germs
- ✓Actually keeps your hands from drying out
- ✓Smells like real alcohol because it's real alcohol — not perfume covering up cheap ingredients
FINALLY, A SANITIZERWORTH BEING SEEN WITH.
Making hand sanitizer cool — built by a very pink, very angry gorilla who takes hygiene personally.
SPOTTED EVERYWHERE
WHAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU
BIG SANITIZER HAS BEEN LYING TO YOUR HANDS
DRIED OUT ON PURPOSE
High alcohol, zero moisture. Your skin cracks, they sell you the lotion.
"FRAGRANCE" IS A LEGAL LOOPHOLE
"Fragrance" can legally hide dozens of chemicals. We don’t use it.
GERMS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR VIBE
Some "clean" sanitizers test under the alcohol threshold that works. We didn’t cut that corner.
QUESTIONS
THINGS PEOPLE ACTUALLY ASK
Yes. CDC guidance is 60%+ for effective sanitizing, and 70% isopropyl is the concentration most first-aid antiseptics are built around — strong enough to work, without needing to go higher.
No. Aloe vera rebuilds moisture with every use — that's the entire reason we built this. Most sanitizers strip moisture and hope you don’t notice.
Nothing — we don’t use “fragrance” as an ingredient. What you smell is a trace of natural aloe extract. That's the whole list.
We're conservative on this until we've run real shelf-life testing — treat it like any other alcohol-based product and use it within about a year of opening.
REVIEWS
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Alicia M.
★★★★★I have eczema-prone hands and this is the first sanitizer in years that doesn't make me wince applying it.
Jordan P.
★★★★★Bought it for the branding, kept buying it because my hands actually feel normal now.
Kayla S.
★★★★★Love everything about it. Going through the bottle fast — please make a bigger size.