THE ORIGINAL
PYNK GORILLA HAND SANITIZER
ACTUAL SIZE — 4.2" TALL, 2" WIDE. SMALLER THAN YOUR PHONE.
- ✓Pocket-size — 1.7 fl oz (50ml), 4.2 inches tall
- ✓Actually cool enough to pull out in public
- ✓Actually keeps your hands from drying out
- ✓Actually fast-drying and effective
FINALLY, A SANITIZERWORTH BEING SEEN WITH.
Making hand sanitizer cool — built by a very pink, very angry gorilla who takes hygiene personally.
SPOTTED EVERYWHERE
WHAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU
BIG SANITIZER HAS BEEN LYING TO YOUR HANDS
DRIED OUT ON PURPOSE
High alcohol, zero moisture. Your skin cracks, they sell you the lotion.
"FRAGRANCE" IS A LEGAL LOOPHOLE
"Fragrance" can legally hide dozens of chemicals. We don’t use it.
GERMS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR VIBE
Some "clean" sanitizers test under the alcohol threshold that actually works. Read the label, not just the packaging.
QUESTIONS
THINGS PEOPLE ACTUALLY ASK
No. Aloe vera rebuilds moisture with every use — that's the entire reason we built this. Most sanitizers strip moisture and hope you don’t notice.
Yes — it's formulated with 91% isopropyl alcohol, well above the 60% the CDC says sanitizer needs to actually work. Some "clean" brands quietly dilute below that line to save money. We don't.
We're conservative on this until we've run real shelf-life testing — treat it like any other alcohol-based product and use it within about a year of opening.
REVIEWS
74 HANDS CAN'T BE WRONG
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Alicia M.
★★★★★I have eczema-prone hands and this is the first sanitizer in years that doesn't make me wince applying it.
Jordan P.
★★★★★Bought it for the branding, kept buying it because my hands actually feel normal now.
Kayla S.
★★★★★Love everything about it. Going through the bottle fast — please make a bigger size.